101 Things My Love Bird Says

#45

Birds have their bird language, beasts have their beast talk. * From Monkey Folk Novel of China by Wu Ch'eng-en Translated by Arthur Waley.

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#46 "Worship your all mighty mechanical Apple."

 

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#64

Were all going to fail but the operation won't.  Each of us has his cage and the tenants come and go but the cage remains.

Based on Thomas Pynchon's Gravity Rainbow (page 616.10)

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#47 

I get rational when I panic.*

*from Amy Hempel The Collected Stories

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#48

Jesus Christ rode on a donkey, but he never rode an Elephant.

101 Things My Love Bird Says

62. Be careful what you say to a Parrot, for they are worse than a stool pigeons; they can talk whenever the heck they feel like it, and you will be having a meeting with your mother in law and then that darn parrot will speak up; Because a bird in the air will carry your words.  Because a bird that seems to be innocently watching the day from a cage has the power to report what ye say.  Don't say I didn't warn you!

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61

I assure you sir, I am not, nor have I ever had relationships with a dinosaur. Miniature or otherwise.

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49

"Secret to liking people is don't let them touch you; sit on their shoulder, do your duty, then fly away; but never let a human touch you!"

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#50

"Budgie is my favorite name for a band. 

Charlie Bird is my favorite Jazz Musician.  

And the best Drummer ever was Thelonious Monk!"  

101 Things My Love Bird Says

# 60 "Thanks for flying with "Interzone Airlinesz"; We fly high so you don't have to."

Based on Naked Lunch by Wm. S. Burroughs. My Bird is a great parrot for the classics.

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# 59 Did you hear about the one about the Porpoise and the Shark?  It seems the Porpoise ran into a Shark, and then said, "Hey Man that Was not On Purpose, I'm Only a Porpoise!"

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#51 Turn Wow 180 degrees you get mom, turn wow 90 degrees you get EOE- And 90 degrees the the other way (you get a cartographic in  Latin or is it Greek?); 360 degrees you get wow again.

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#58

I'm having a rare time in my cage, sitting on eggs that won't hatch.

*Translated into English from Love Bird by Gregory Rothbard

101 Things My Love Bird Says

#52.
"You see a green bean, I see nesting material."  (as she tucks a green bean into her wing).

*Translated into English from Love Bird by Gregory Rothbard

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57.
"Did you know, squirrels eat tree bark."

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#53
"Dryers are so rude, they don't talk back, when you tweet at them."

101 Things My Love Bird Says

56.  "A pause from tweeting, can be a period of eternal contemplation."

*Translated into English from Love Bird by Gregorio Roth

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54. "Good Books make good nests!"*

*Translated into English from Love Bird by Gregorio Roth

101 Things My Love Bird Says

55. "Swear Creatively: Shakespeare Did!"*

*Translated into English from Love Bird by Gregory Rothbard