Crops-Bodacious deThymus Vulgaris thinks his way Through:

Life on the roofs is just a head game
Humans only want you to stay up there
Labeling me a flesh eater,
calling me ugly, 
I can hear stupid
For I am a mischievous sort
Life in the streets is just a head game

Humans only want you to stay up there
Labeling me a flesh eater,

Only seeing me stoned, 

they drove me out!

Why do I call myself a Protector you ask
Because my mouth is dirt monkey nasty
I will deliver us from the deadly adversaries...
minions of Garguiem, Tarasque, and Peluda.

Yo! I'll be a Hanky Pink for Life. 
turning me to stone, 
hah, see who laughs last!