Top Five: Which is Scarier the Shark or .... (In Jaws (the Book)).

1. The shark or the homophobic brawny townies.
2. The shark or the snow-birds need to keep up with the Jones.
3. The shark or a little whinny kid bored on the beach because there is nothing to do on the beach.
4. The shark or the money spent by the snow-birds.
5. The shark or gazpacho sprinkled with marijuana.  (It's breaking the law.... he he he).