Atomic Ranchero Creed

  "What might be an atomic Ranchero?" 


Well I am glad you asked!"



Join the Atomic Ranchero movement, here is a top ten check list to see if you are an Atomic Ranchero:

1. An Atomic Ranchero owns a cowboy hat but not necessarily owns a horse.
   
2. Loves classic trucks, but does not believe in Car Washes. Dirt shows you have been somewhere.
   
3. Is a guy up for adventure especially if it is road-trips, anything to get out of this suburban nightmare.
   
4. Has lived in Colorado, Eastern Oregon, Eastern California, Eastern Washington, Eastern Utah, Southern Wyoming along I-80, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, parts of Hawaii, or Texas.  (Not sure of states: Utah, Idaho).
   
5. Tries not to give a shit. And pictures himself as Johnny Cash giving the middle finger.
   
6. Owns a Jackalope Head mounted on the wall.
   
7. Loves the Mythic Space of High lonesome Clouds
   
8. Thinks South Park is about his early years.
9. Loves the 1950's with a twist. Imagine the 50's only dirtier and more real.
10. Loves Fat Tire Beer because it washes away all the dusty trails explored during the back roads trips.