Stop Staring at My Banana
We are the mighty astronauts standing in front of the Chimp Cage.
Albert the space Chimp hides a banana from mates. He grins with triumph. Albert fears that we will give away his banana. We stare back pointing and grunting, we show our teeth, we jump.
Albert pulls out a protest sign: Shhhh! Please Stop Staring!(7/365)