Funny Jewish Satire

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  Seattle World's Fair 

  
  

  Check out these Two Great Passover Songs

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6C2Ufs5afM&feature=watch_response

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwczIc4FNV0

  
  

  born in the wilds of delancey street

  home of gefilte fish and kosher meat

  handy with a knife, oh her zich tzi

  he flicked him a chicken, when he was only 3

  duvid, duvid crocket, he sat in the sun und gerocket (rocked) und gebaket (baked)

  duvid, duvid crocket, king of delancey street
  albertdiner 2 years ago 4 
• in eighteen thoiteen he fought indianers, then came the litvaks and the galitzianers, avekgeharget redskins all over the shtetl, he never lost his head, he never lost his sheitel

  d-d-crocket, he chewed tobacky und gehissed und gechrocket, d-d-c king of delancey streeet
  albertdiner 2 years ago
• he went down south, looking for a maidel,

  met a little tzatzkale called daisy fraidel

  from near and far, they came to the chippe

  elected him president of the bnei missisipi

  mazel tov duvid crocket ah mazel tov der mame und der alter crocket, mazel tov d-c kods
  albertdiner 2 years ago
• he went up west on his ferdeleh shlaim, took along fraidaleh his vaibale shain, shlaim hut gefleet vi an aeroplane, he got to las wegas ahead of the train

  d-d-c he walked up to the crap table with a full pocket, d-d-c kods

  he shot like a gambler, ainer af der velt

  up came two sixes ,in drerd di gelt

  he flet very sad, that's my opinion, he would have said kaddish but he couldn't find a minyan

  d-d-c farloren di haisen he went home naket, d-d-c he's back on delancey street
  albertdiner 2 years ago
• Dovid, Dovid Crockett; (he vent up to the crap table with a full pocket) Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street. He shot like a gembler, owner of die veld, Up came two sixes...und drer d'geld. He felt very sad, dat's my opinion, He vould of said kaddish...but he couldn't find a minyan. Dovid, Dovid Crockett, (he lost his pants an' he vent home nahkid), Dovid, Dovid Crockett, He's back on Delancy Street.
  albertdiner 3 years ago
• Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street

  He went out west on his small horse, Schloim Sam?,

  Took along Daisile, his wife, alles schoen,

  Schloim hat g'fliet--like and air-a-plane,

  He got to Las Wegas ahead of the train.

  Dovid, Dovid Crockett;

  (he vent up to the crap table with a full pocket)

  Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street.

Happy Sukkot the feast of Booths.

5 Things to Do On Sukkot:

1. Check out  Ushpizin:  A film about Sukkot and the beauty of inviting strangers in to your home in hopes of a celebrated holiday.  The link is to a movie in Hebrew just watch and enjoy the interaction.
2. Go Camping. Get out of the house.
3. Build a Booth from an old Sand Box, include Grape leaves. (One thing I did as a child with my mom and still remember fondly.)
4. Invite a someone new to your house for dinner. (Be careful about this, best way to go about this is to invite someone new you know from Synagogue or Church). 
5. Make a dinner to celebrate Fall...and drink plenty of wine.   Read tales of liberation and how that liberation and hope will never fail with God.  We are not there yet, but we are on our way. 

For more on Sukkot and Celebrating the Festival Check Out: AISH's Sukkot. 

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Love: Irish Jam

Playing Gods the Board Game:

Playing Gods the Board Game:
I personally have not played this game, but it seems of interesting note.

Review from the Blog- "Zombiebacon":

Aware that much of the world’s violence comes from the source of eternal love, Radford realised that mocking various images of God and their faithful adherents would “make more social commentary” and “pierce the pretensions of extremist religious zealotry with humor.”

That it does wonderfully, passing many hours in the entertaining pursuit of monotheism.

Someone should really distribute this game to all the world’s spiritual leaders so they can settle their differences without destroying us in the process.

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