Sunday, April 17, 2011

Funny Jewish Satire


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    born in the wilds of delancey street
    home of gefilte fish and kosher meat
    handy with a knife, oh her zich tzi
    he flicked him a chicken, when he was only 3
    duvid, duvid crocket, he sat in the sun und gerocket (rocked) und gebaket (baked)
    duvid, duvid crocket, king of delancey street
  • in eighteen thoiteen he fought indianers, then came the litvaks and the galitzianers, avekgeharget redskins all over the shtetl, he never lost his head, he never lost his sheitel
    d-d-crocket, he chewed tobacky und gehissed und gechrocket, d-d-c king of delancey streeet
  • he went down south, looking for a maidel,
    met a little tzatzkale called daisy fraidel
    from near and far, they came to the chippe
    elected him president of the bnei missisipi
    mazel tov duvid crocket ah mazel tov der mame und der alter crocket, mazel tov d-c kods
  • he went up west on his ferdeleh shlaim, took along fraidaleh his vaibale shain, shlaim hut gefleet vi an aeroplane, he got to las wegas ahead of the train
    d-d-c he walked up to the crap table with a full pocket, d-d-c kods
    he shot like a gambler, ainer af der velt
    up came two sixes ,in drerd di gelt
    he flet very sad, that's my opinion, he would have said kaddish but he couldn't find a minyan
    d-d-c farloren di haisen he went home naket, d-d-c he's back on delancey street
  • Dovid, Dovid Crockett; (he vent up to the crap table with a full pocket) Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street. He shot like a gembler, owner of die veld, Up came two sixes...und drer d'geld. He felt very sad, dat's my opinion, He vould of said kaddish...but he couldn't find a minyan. Dovid, Dovid Crockett, (he lost his pants an' he vent home nahkid), Dovid, Dovid Crockett, He's back on Delancy Street.
  • Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street
    He went out west on his small horse, Schloim Sam?,
    Took along Daisile, his wife, alles schoen,
    Schloim hat g'fliet--like and air-a-plane,
    He got to Las Wegas ahead of the train.
    Dovid, Dovid Crockett;
    (he vent up to the crap table with a full pocket)
    Dovid, Dovid Crockett; King of Delancy Street.

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