Once upon a time, and still to this day a man named Adam lived in a dust bin of an universe. Adam worked as a mechanic in The Dust Creating Machine. Each machine part was tainted with dust, which added more and more dust, and made piles of dust each and every day (365 24/7).
No matter how hard Adam tried to get rid of the dust, the dust was always there.
The King of the kingdom, had kept an eye on the machinery of his subjects and was not pleased with the continual accumulation of dusty particles. King El, knew that the only solution was for him to step into man's story. The king knew that Man was bound to the factory and too endebted to the factory cycle. The only thing that could be done was to send his son into the factory. Joshua turned over the factory and busted the machinery into tiny pieces. He redirected man's energy to the king himself.
The machinery would no longer be able to produce the sinful dust that had so plagued man.
Man was/is stubborn and it took time for man to see the awesome power of Monkey wrenching Joshua.
Some men even went and started building more machines.
So Joshua proclaimed, if you join that crew you can not be part of my kingdom.
Joshua knew the answer was to return man back to an agrarian society absent of dusty machines.
Original Story by Gregorio Roth