INT. SHOP-RITE - DELI COUNTER - DAY ANGLE ON Take-A-Number sign. It reads NOW SERVING: 54 A crowd of AGGRAVATED CUSTOMERS stand waiting at the counter. A FAT GUY in a motorized cart clutching a 71 throws a fellow customer a "Do you believe these morons?" eye roll. Behind the counter are Randy and a COWORKER. Randy is putting a block of Havarti onto the slicer. He moves lackadaisically, distractedly. Wayne, noticing as he roams past, heads over. WAYNE Let's pick it up. Rush hour. Wayne gives him TWO QUICK CLAPS and walks off. Randy adjusts the machine's setting and begins to slice. He isn't moving much faster. CUSTOMER #1 (O.S.) CUSTOMER #2 (O.S.) While we're young... Any year now... Randy keeps right on slicing at his unhurried pace. He gets in a nice, meditative groove. Slice, slice, slice, slice, slice... He watches as his thumb inches closer to the spinning blade. He stares at his thumb. At the blade. His thumb. He JAMS HIS THUMB INTO THE BLADE. Blood squirts everywhere. On his coat. On the deli meat. 99. Randy stares at the DEEP GASH, watching as blood pulses out in crimson surges. He smiles strangely at it. A customer GASPS. A commotion quickly spreads. WAYNE (O.S.) (CONT'D) Randy! Randy turns and sees a shocked Wayne rushing toward him. Wayne takes Randy's arm and tries to lead him into the back, out of view. WAYNE (CONT'D) (conscious of customers WATCHING) Let's get that patched up. Randy roughly SHOVES him away. Wayne stumbles backwards. Randy, turning toward the onlookers, raises his thumb to his face. He dramatically smears the BLOOD ACROSS HIS MOUTH. Customers GASP. A woman SHRIEKS. Randy drags the gash across his cheek. He SMEARS A LINE OF IT under each eye like WARPAINT. RANDY (striking wrestling pose) Let's get it onnn! WAYNE Somebody call the cops! Randy ROARS at Wayne. Wayne JUMPS BACK, frightened. Randy rumbles out of the deli area LAUGHING. SUPERMARKET AISLE: Randy dashes down an aisle. He dodges a WOMAN PUSHING A SHOPPING CART, purposely "over-dodging" her so he CRASHES INTO THE SHELVES and sends stuff flying. He dodges ANOTHER SHOPPER, dramatically crashing into the shelves again. FRONT REGISTER AREA: Randy charges past the CASHIERS, out of the supermarket.
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